new pc please ...boss???

One of my good friends has always complaining about her office computer ....." the computer need to be thrown out in the sea"..." one day I will strip all the wiring in order to get a new pc"..." i feel like smasshing this computer"..bla..bla..bla....am the IT person always purchased computers for my new employee with good configurations... so understand her feelings working with 6 or more than 10 yrs pc ....do hope that she be able to strip the pc wire before her head goes haywire....do hope that she will get a new pc by this year else I have to buy PROZAC ( depression pills) to control her anger...

My Suggestions to Her,

1. Well good that this pc has made her to be more patience ..ada hikmahnya....insan yg penyabar yg dituntut dalam ugama...Alhamdullilah...untuk meningkat kan kesabaran maybe she can use a screen saver with music background from Raihan...songs like " Alhamdullilah" or " Demi Masa"..

2. Why not place this pc in your boss room and let him use for a day for trial..if he cursed with all the #@^%$!* then you have the chance of getting a new pc..:)

3. Used the computer as a training basis for new employee....let them used and if there's no complain , then you are lucky to hire a patience employee.

4. Another alternative used the pc for a testing tools during interview..those who claim they are customer oriented....hihihi ask them to write their resume using this pc...if the pc keep on hanging and shutting down..they may walk out of the room and mention your Company are not hitech...your Company are cheapskate...this will stream down your candidates..!! easylah your job ....:)

5. If the pc keep on shutting down..then you can just go to the electricity main switch ...shut down when no ones are around.....see every pc shutting down at the same time...isnt that make you feel good coz you are not the only one has that problem....mayb you can suggest that the power trip due to the old pc....if your boss agree then you get a new pc ( make sure the electricity bill has been paid).

6. Another solution... just cry each time your pc shut down...make sure your boss see this...

hahahaha....ensure tissues..towels ..pail are kept under your desk...just in case you really cry hard...

7.Or maybe since this year she mention she wants to go for things in PINK colour, why not spray the pc in pink... maybe you will love to work with this pc again..." hello pc darling ..dont shut down from my life, i need you to work hard as i wannna get my dream car HONDA JAZZ in PINK...:)

If all the above failed doesnt help try the word of wisdom below,

"To work in love is to work in joy, to live in love is to live in joy." Don’t be afraid of a little hard work then. Do all of your work in love and in joy. Work at giving, work at loving, and work at living happily ever after, day by day and choice by choice. God put us here to grow, to learn, to work, and to love. God put us here to find joy in our efforts and to share love in our lives. Do all of your work with a smile on your face, with love in your heart, with joy in your mind, and with light in your soul. If you do so your work will become play, your life will become joy, and God will always work through you.